After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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