im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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