i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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