Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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