I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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