i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I checked into jail on foursquare
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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