That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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