So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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