I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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