2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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