at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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