Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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