Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
this boner is exhausting
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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