guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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