I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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