You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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