are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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