I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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