im drinking this country out of the recession.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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