hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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