I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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