yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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