Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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