It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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