She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
