I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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