hotel room ftw
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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