just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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