I wanna bring you to show and tell
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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