i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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