The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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