My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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