Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
