why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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