soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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