Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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