He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
