It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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