Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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