first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
