...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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