I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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