O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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