I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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