I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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