he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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