I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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