forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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