Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Come share oat with me in your robe
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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