i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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