No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize