Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize