Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
and you fell through a lawn chair
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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