Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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