Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Can you bring me the toilet please
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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